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25 Corporate Humor Jokes

25 Corporate Humor Jokes

If you’re someone who spends most of their days in an office, then you know how important it is to have a sense of humor.

After all, we spend so much time at work that we might as well find ways to make it more enjoyable.

 



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That’s why we’ve compiled a list of 25 corporate humor jokes that are sure to make you laugh (and maybe even brighten up your workday)!

 

 

 

  1. A recent study has shown that incorporating humor in the workplace can have positive effects on employee motivation, productivity, and overall job satisfaction.

    A recent study has shown that incorporating humor in the workplace can have positive effects on employee motivation, productivity, and overall job satisfaction.

  2. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

    Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

  3. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.

    How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.

  4. I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise. He asked, “Which ones?” I replied, “The gas, electric, and cable company.”

    I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise. He asked, "Which ones?" I replied, "The gas, electric, and cable company."

  5. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

    Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.

  6. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

    What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

  7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

    How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

  8. What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

    What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

  9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

    Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

  10. I used to play piano by ear, but then I found out you’re supposed to use your fingers

    I used to play piano by ear, but then I found out you're supposed to use your fingers

  11. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.

    Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.

  12. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

  13. Why was the math book sad after a long day at work? Because it had too many problems.

    Why was the math book sad after a long day at work? Because it had too many problems.

  14. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.

    What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.

  15. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

    Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

  16. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

    How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

  17. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants during a robbery.

    Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants during a robbery.

  18. How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once, the next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

    How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once, the next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

  19. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

    Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

  20. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

    What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

  21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

    Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

  22. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three – one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

    How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three - one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

  23. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.

    Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.

  24. What’s the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop him a line.

    What's the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop him a line.

  25. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

    Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

 

 

We hope these 25 corporate humor jokes have brightened up your day and provided some laughs.

 

Laughter is truly the best medicine, especially in a corporate setting where stress can run high.

 

Remember to take a break and enjoy a good joke every now and then to boost morale and team spirit.

 

Discover these clever HR jokes to add a spark of humor to your hiring process!



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