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15 Professional Networking Jokes

15 Professional Networking Jokes

15 Professional Networking Jokes

 

 

Welcome to our collection of 15 professional networking jokes!

In the world of business and careers, it’s important to have a good sense of humor. Networking events can often be intimidating or boring, but a well-timed joke can break the ice and make connections with others in your industry.

 

 

 

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that’s a hardware problem.

 

 

 

Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open.

 



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What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?

Dead Siri-ous.

 

 

 

Who owns all of LinkedIn?

Microsoft – they know everyone’s business anyways.

 

 

 

Why did the programmer quit his job?

He didn’t get arrays!

 



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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell.

 

 

 

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

Because he didn’t know how to ‘null’ his feelings.

 

 

 

Did you hear about the CEO who got fired from his tech company?

Apparently, he couldn’t handle all the micro-management.

 

 

 

Why did the network administrator cross the road?

To get to the other side of the firewall!

 

 

 

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

 

 

 

Why was the programmer cold?

Because he left his Caps Lock on.

 

 

 

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that’s a hardware problem.

 

 

 

Why did the database administrator leave his wife?

She kept trying to drop his table.

 

 

 

What do you call an Android phone that isn’t kidding around?

Dead Serious-Droid.

 

 

 

Why was the web developer’s dog always so tired?

Because he spent all day fetching URLs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And that’s a wrap! We hope these jokes have given you a much needed break from your networking grind. Remember, it’s always important to maintain a positive attitude and sense of humor when it comes to professional networking. So go out there and make those connections, but don’t forget to laugh along the way!

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