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20 Corporate Comedy Lines

20 Corporate Comedy Lines

20 Corporate Comedy Lines

 

 

Welcome to our collection of corporate comedy lines!

These clever and humorous phrases are perfect for injecting some lightheartedness into any business setting. Whether you’re giving a presentation, leading a meeting, or just trying to break the ice with your colleagues, these lines are sure to get a laugh.

 

 

 

 

  1. “The company was doing so well, we decided to fire all the comedians and just let the executives handle the jokes.”

"The company was doing so well, we decided to fire all the comedians and just let the executives handle the jokes."

 

  1. “I started my own business because I wanted to make people laugh, but it seems like all they do is cry when they see their paycheck.”

"I started my own business because I wanted to make people laugh, but it seems like all they do is cry when they see their paycheck."

 

  1. “I asked my boss for a raise and he said he’d give me a promotion instead. Looks like I’ll be doing double the work for the same amount of pay.”

"I asked my boss for a raise and he said he'd give me a promotion instead. Looks like I'll be doing double the work for the same amount of pay."

 

  1. “I’m not saying our meetings are long, but I started growing a beard and now it’s in style.”

"I'm not saying our meetings are long, but I started growing a beard and now it's in style."



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  1. “Our office is so cold, I saw a penguin walking around with a cup of coffee to warm up.”

"Our office is so cold, I saw a penguin walking around with a cup of coffee to warm up."

 

  1. “I’m convinced our office printer is haunted. Every time I try to print something, it disappears into thin air.”

"I'm convinced our office printer is haunted. Every time I try to print something, it disappears into thin air."

 

  1. “I used to think the corporate ladder was a real thing, but now I realize it’s just a never-ending game of snakes and ladders.”

"I used to think the corporate ladder was a real thing, but now I realize it's just a never-ending game of snakes and ladders."

 

  1. “They say don’t burn bridges, but let’s be honest, sometimes you have to light a match and watch the whole thing go up in flames.”

"They say don't burn bridges, but let's be honest, sometimes you have to light a match and watch the whole thing go up in flames."

 

  1. “I tried to call out sick, but my boss just told me to take some vitamin C and keep working. Looks like I’m building up my immune system and my workload at the same time.”

"I tried to call out sick, but my boss just told me to take some vitamin C and keep working. Looks like I'm building up my immune system and my workload at the same time."

 

  1. “I thought office politics was just a phrase until I realized it’s a full-time job for some people.”

"I thought office politics was just a phrase until I realized it's a full-time job for some people."

 

  1. “I love how they call it a ‘team-building exercise’ but really it just feels like getting lost in the woods with your coworkers.”

"I love how they call it a 'team-building exercise' but really it just feels like getting lost in the woods with your coworkers."

 



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  1. “My boss keeps talking about work-life balance, but all I see is my work constantly creeping into my personal life.”

"My boss keeps talking about work-life balance, but all I see is my work constantly creeping into my personal life."

 

  1. “I’m convinced that the office coffee machine is actually just a hot water dispenser with a hint of coffee flavoring.”

"I'm convinced that the office coffee machine is actually just a hot water dispenser with a hint of coffee flavoring."

 

  1. “I thought I was hired for my skills and qualifications, but it turns out they just needed someone to fix the printer.”

"I thought I was hired for my skills and qualifications, but it turns out they just needed someone to fix the printer."

 

  1. “They say ‘dress for the job you want,’ but apparently, I want to be a janitor because that’s all I can afford on this salary.”

"They say 'dress for the job you want,' but apparently, I want to be a janitor because that's all I can afford on this salary."

 

  1. “I asked for a window office and they gave me a windowless cubicle. I guess it’s the same thing, right?”

"I asked for a window office and they gave me a windowless cubicle. I guess it's the same thing, right?"

 

  1. “I keep getting emails about ‘mandatory fun’ activities, but I have yet to actually have any fun at these events.”

"I keep getting emails about 'mandatory fun' activities, but I have yet to actually have any fun at these events."

 

  1. “My coworkers always say I’m too serious, but that’s just because I save all my jokes for when I’m filling out my expense report.”

"My coworkers always say I'm too serious, but that's just because I save all my jokes for when I'm filling out my expense report."

 

  1. “I think our HR department needs an HR department. They’re so overwhelmed with complaints, they need someone to complain to as well.”

"I think our HR department needs an HR department. They're so overwhelmed with complaints, they need someone to complain to as well."

 

  1. “They say ‘dress for success,’ but what does success wear to work? Definitely not sweatpants and a stained t-shirt like me.”

"They say 'dress for success,' but what does success wear to work? Definitely not sweatpants and a stained t-shirt like me."

 

 

 

 

 

And there you have it, 20 corporate comedy lines to spice up your next meeting or presentation! Remember, humor is a great way to connect with your audience and make your message more memorable. So don’t be afraid to add a little laughter into the mix.

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